Thursday, November 24, 2005

Shundi Kaapche!

Shundi-te aloron! Shundi-r notun-tomo songjojon. INSPECTOR HOJO Ekhane tuke dilaam tar first posting

POJECT-SAVE THE 'MAC'
Hello hello 1, 2, 3, 4 mike testing. Bondhugon gola khobor aache. Dukhkher obossho. Amader Mac babur ghor bipod. Actually tri-pod, maney teen dick theke. Jhamela teen mohila. Mac er obostha ekhon onekta Indian peninsular moto. Je kono shomudro theke jokhon tokhon tsunami aaste pare.
Pothome (resist kora gelo na) boli Bay of Bengal er kotha. Bipasha Khanki Bardhan. Ei o bhodro mohila holo Mac jei Glare Advertising er hoye khep er kaaj kore, taar maalkin. Ekta nongra, uncouth, unsophisticated, harami, Mac er thekeo beshi paka ekta maagi. Kaaj kommo thik aache, problem (ebar kintu bhai daate daat chepe resist korechi) holo Mac er salary er date parar kichu dustu meyeder period er moto protyek maashe du- char din kore pichiye jachche. Tao abar instalment e cheque haate jao paay shetao motamoti gota shaare teen baar bounce korte korte or account e joma pore. Majhe aache prochur raag, obhiman, gosha aar Mac er kichu aalto humki. Tobe bank er shonge kotha bole goto noy maash dhore Mac oi mohilar opor cheque bounce er ekta mamla korbe bhabche.
Ebar ashi Indian Ocean er kothay. She abar maash gele mainey kora.Mac er maashi. Or kaaj er Bai. She Mac babu ke pochondo (please etai last baar) chaap er modhdhye rekheche. Jokhon tokhon or kache boro boro onker taka demand korche. Taar cheler piles hoyeche - paachsho, gudi parwa te she deshe jaabe - hajaar, abar she notun chawl e flat book koreche taar jonno chai paach hajaar taka. Macbhool is pareshan. Or ek sardar bondhu aashe, taar thekeo she hajaar taka geriyeche. Ei bai der crisis er bajaar e Mac ekhon ekebare nilkontho. Shesh shona geche ei Bai Mac er shonge tar mejo meyer biye dite kinchit utshaho dekhanoy bechara ekhon Nalasopara ba Virar er dike shift korar kotha bhabche.
Ebaar baachlo Arobbo Mohashagor. No surprises here. The very ovious Goaenchi kudi from the capial - Nava Whatever Shetty. Uro khobor aache Macport e abar onek din pore ei urojahaj land korbe korbe korche. Maajhe monomalinno howate onek din airport er shutter down chhilo. Tai ekhon Goregaon er hangar ghosha majar kaaj cholche jor kodome tar bai er absence ke ograjjo kore. Fridge theke onek pocha jinish er modhdhye theke ek bati arai maash purono alu fulkopir torkari o beriyeche. Shetar rong amader Kalubaba keo maat kore diyeche.
Uro jahaj er driver Mac nije. Tai goto bochor er helmet futo episode er por (jar fole Mac baba hote chole chhilo) ebar she landing gear niye bishesh chintito. Maal ta thik thak safely land korbe tow? Kodin aage Bombay airport e Sahara er ekta flight land korte giye jemon runway foshke kaada te aatke giye chhilo, temon kichu hole taader sahara debe ke? Laganor por je pill ta khete hoy shetar naam tow Miss Delhi eto din por kichutei mone korte paarche na. Tai Mac nije jaake taake phone kore goto bar er moto aakare ingite pill tar naam jiggesh korar chesta kore. Finally ami, yours truly, Inspector Hojo amar reliable khabri laagiye oke (with opshan) pills er naamgulo (bokachodara, bhebe chhile ami 'naamguli' likhbo?) jogar kore di along with procedure to have it. Kintu villain hoye dariyeche Mac er 28 KB memory. She kichutei pill ta kokhon khete hobe mone raakhte parche na. Tai confused hoye ek din por por Kaun Banega Karorpatir 'phone a friend' er moto amake chaar te option diye 30 second er modhdhye uttor chaiche. PILL ta ki -
(a) laganor 72 ghonta aage khabe?
(b) laganor 72 ghonta pore khabe?
(c) laganor aage 72 ghontar modhdhye khabe?
(d) laganor pore 72 ghontar modhdhye khabe?

Goto raate obossho Mac amake ekta notun proshno koreche - "pill ta Nava khabe na ami khabo???"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Ami bipasha bardhan ke jaani aar amaar to mone hoi ki ore theke onik beshi borow khanki tumi.Tumi jeita jano na tar bapare kotha bolona. Oi mey ta ke ki ki sojo korte hoiche ami jani aar tumi tomar bap er jonme oh ore adha kaj korte paar be na.